Daylight, an old car pulls over at the roadside.
Inside the car, Robber A in a mask holding a pistol turns to Robber B also in mask, who takes out a dagger beneath his seat.
Let’s do it.
The robbers point weapons at the passersby.
Don’t move! Otherwise I’ll kill you.
May you please hand over all the money in your possession and your mobile phones?
You'll never get our money and phones.
They don’t belong to you.
The robbers assault the passersby and snatch their briefcases and mobile phones.
Damn, I can’t open the briefcases.
My god, the warning messages appear on the phones.
They're the products we've developed to help people protect their valuable items
from street robbery.
Anyone opening the briefcase must be fingerprinted by a built-in scanner.
The fingerprints're transmitted to a wireless network for comparison with a database of
the owner as well as known criminals.
A tracking application's installed on our phones in case they get stolen.
We're community volunteers working closely with the local authority and police to launch
a campaign against street robbery. There're watchful eyes throughout the town.
We collect donations for the orphans who've lost their parents in street robbery.
The children feel very lonely and scared. They often gaze at their family photos.
From time to time they're roused during sleep and shout for help.
Silence for several minutes.
The robbers burst into tears and kneel down surrendering their gun and knife. Then they go to the nearby police station.
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered.
"And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人
P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king’s palace:
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
H: Yes, my queen
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what’s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
S.w wake up, wake up…
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure